Friday, September 16, 2011

Monologue Song

Hi! This is my third post! Tell everyone you know about this blog! We need more viewers! Read about Taylor Swift! Well anyway, I'm going to write down a song by Taylor Swift. It can be found on YouTube so don't hesitate to watch. I might even post it on here. I do not own this. Well here's the song.

Monologue Song
Taylor Swift

I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But I'm not gunna talk about that
In My Monologue
La, La, La
La, La, La
I like writing song about
douche-bags who cheat on me
but I'm not gunna say that
In My Monologue
I like writing they're names into songs
so they're ashamed to go in public
but I'm not gunna say that
In My Monologue
La, La, La, La, La, La
This is my Musical Monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gunna mention HIM
In My Monologue
Hey Joe, I'm doin' real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gunna brag about that
In My Monologue
La, La, La
Ha, Ha, Ha
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
La, La, La
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the Werewolf from Twilight
Mouths "Hey, Taylor"
*Blows Kiss*
*Winks*
I'm not gunna comment on that,
In My Monologue
La, La, La, La, La, La
This is My Musical Monologue
*Looks around*
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA Monologue
*Sigh*
But there's nothing more to say
Cause' everything's okay, I've got security lining the staaaaaaaaaage
*Two Security Guys Come on Stage*
It's my SNL Monologue
La, La, La, La, La. La, La
This is my SNL Monologue
La, La, La, La, La, La, La
That was my SNL Monologue






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